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Prende une marche avec moi :)
i like being random and an in love with Maury, my baby boy.
i get really uncomfortable when people say they haven’t even seen harry potter
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spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
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Blubbering: Unattractive, loud crying. Characterized by mutters, truncated, erratic breathing, clinched facial expressions and hunched posture.
Hyperventilate-Crying: Forceful crying causing heavy breathing, resulting in the inability to speak or produce sounds even resembling words.
Scream-Crying: Violent crying accompanied with bouts of yelling or sometimes shrieking. May also include slapping, punching or other physical expressions of distress.
Silent Tears: Soft, inaudible crying that does not draw attention; May manifest only in a single tear rolling down one’s cheek.
Sobbing: Heavy crying with a large volume tears flowing steadily; Generally audible but not inappropriately loud.
Sniveling: Audible, but soft crying, also prone to muttering and erratic breathing; May also show signs of drool or mucus.
Weeping: A gentler version of sobbing; Involves soft, steady stream of tears with some times lightly audible signs of distress.
Whimpering: Soft crying usually including few or no tears at all; Often incorporates muttering and/or high-pitched sighs.(viawhat the fuck is this bullshit?
it’s pathetic to cry? says who?
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these ladies are my idols
“For example: If her hands are around your neck, she’s probably slightly upset.”
Is billboard Steven the same as Lost dog Steven?
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
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cuas:
Takakanonuma Greenland, Hobara, Fukushima prefecture, Japan.
The park, which opened in 1973, was host to a variety of amusements, including a wheel, a coaster and several slides. The park closed not long after, some people assert that there were a few casualties within the first year of operation. The park reopened in 1986 and operated until 1999, and is believed to have closed due to flocking numbers of tourists who were visiting Tokyo’s vast amusements instead.
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